What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:44

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.